Rakhi Sawant charging a former Miss India with rape.

Nityanand launching the speaking cow.

Sanskari babuji popping viagra secretly.

Rahul baba still undecided on his religion and nationality too.

Sajid Khan hiding behind his sister. No hope. She has lost weight. And he can be spotted easily.

People finally get to know who Anu Malik is. Yes, that same bloke who gave us the potential grammy winning song - Uchi hai building, lift teri bandh hai..

...ok second clue. Dekho baarish ho rahi hai... it's raining. ( not even now)?

Fine... Ok...that ugly, squivel eyed old busy twat....
CHORUS: Oh Anu Malik

Rakhi Sawant complaning about her perrenial constipation problem.

India has barely come out of these jolts, and now comes our desi superman. Also, if you have a thing for detail, you will find a desi spider woman. Please notice her costume carefully. Na boss ebaar aar parajachena. Mone hoche neel sheeb thakur Rupa er lal jangia pore baajaar e nebe podeche. Ebaar baarandar tike jhaapate hi haube.

-3hlxn2oU

There’s just something about solitude that brings ease,
sometimes seclusion is all my lonely soul requires.
When the suffering in silence brings me to my knees,
I feel a private escape is all my detached soul desires.

Solitariness can be quite beautiful if allowed in serenity,
each bone in my body aches to be quieted and subdued.
I inhale gently and try to drown in sweet tranquility,
hoping to erase my sequestered and forlorn mood.

When abandoned by the world I can become reclusive,
I start to wish I could retire from the chaos of existence.
My internal confinement starts to become exclusive
as I have a dream to live a life without resistance.

I find pulchritude in the splendour of isolation,
I hold confidence that being by myself will relieve
my troubled mind giving me a mitigating sensation,
though some call me ludicrous and naïve.

So, when I feel I need a retreat from all that drains,
I pursue depths that heal until only solitude remains.

I'm not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect or anything else, I'm just being myself.. :heart:

1.4 million and 30 days to go❣️️ #lifeisawesome #8thnovember #cantwait #andyes #oversizedglares #happyme #greatfultoall #blessed

Puchku gulor sathe kamon lagche amk...?

Pujo te chotoder niye

Ektu hawa bodol