The Turritopsis Dohrnii jellyfish
is officially known as the only
immortal creature in the world.
It lives forever.
They'll probably
take over the world one day.
About 153,000 people
worldwide die everyday.
But around double that number
are born everyday.
Hello population problem.
“You’re too far for my hands
to hold you,
but too near for my heart
to love you.”
Why does it feel like
I'm missing something?
"Been there and done that"
was good for nothing
Everything's perfect,
yeah I'm as content as can be
This is the life for me.
Modern mumma's will replace
"Aaaa moloja"
with "Oh fuck".
Good evening everyone
